Movie Review: 300

Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Bob Longino
"...beautiful to look at and bombastic tripe to listen to."


Chicago Sun-Times
Richard Roeper
"...the "Citizen Kane" of cinematic graphic novels."



E! Online
Alex Markerson
"...a stunning piece of filmmaking..."


Entertainment Weekly
Lisa Schwarzbaum
"This is dazzle for the head, not the heart."


Rolling Stone
Peter Travers
"...fanboys will thrill to the carnage and presumably forgive the puffed-up dialogue and regrettable lack of characterization."

Tim yap
Aahaaay chorva!

Di kinaya ng powers ko ang kahotness ng movieness na itetch! It's raining men! (haleluya)! like go go go mga anik anik at ang mga mudra mega taray ang haba ng hair production number clothing designer eklavu powerness! kaboom!

It's like go papa spartans! go delisyus fighting karne! i get so weak on the knees i can't hardly breath go go go! spapartans make bugbog the evil persia! make warla the queen xerxes.

At antaray naman ng lolaaaaaa xerxes mooooooo! nagmamaasim ang fingerlets ng hinawakan si spapartan head papa! ang entrance pang vilma with matching solid gold dancers itetch! with diamente ala maricel! wiiinnneeeeeer! ang eye brows ha! mega shoot to the stratosphere sa katarayan!

Ang warlahan ditetch daig pa ang rineregla sa dami ng vlood! at ang nacut neck na cutie spartan...nag cryola aketch! di kinaya ng emoticons ko ang death by tamponess ng cutie spartan. huhuhu. I'm sure proud si mother ricky dahil ang ganduuuuuuuuh talaga ng movieng itetch. like super mega walang halong chorva!

PERO LYER SILA! binilang ko ang mga papa...di umabot ng 300. 127 lang ang mga spapartans! etchos